♪ White Lips, Pale Face ♪
*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*
I’m not even American but this post is just too good not to reblog
HERCULES IN THE 2ND GIF OMFG
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY IMPORTANT THOUGH
Hercules is THE DEFINITION of a gentleman. Her dress strap slips down and HE PUTS IT BACK UP because he’s like “No, she’s a lady, she deserves my respect. Control yourself. Leave, just leave.”
Imagine if all guys/girls had that much respect for people they were attracted to…the world would be a lot better and safer, I can tell you that.
Also have to remember he’s never had a girl actually hit on him before.
2nd gif: #zeUS TAKE THE WHEEL #I NEED AN ADULT #WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS
if zeus took the wheel this would have ended much differently
what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
"I had my first kiss when I was Greg"
party at my place when this hits 200,000 notes and everyone is invited
Wait…did I miss the party?
nope, it’s gonna be on thursday the 24th spread the word
GET YOUR GAME IN THE HEAD
but my song’s in the heart, i can’t
I hate fandom people who are like “lol sports r dumb”
You do realize people get the same amount of joy from watching sports as you get from your shows or books or bands and you’re shitting on that and I’m pretty sure you’d shit yourself if someone treated the thing(s) you enjoy that way
or when they say “but you’re not even playing why do you care”, yeah ok and you weren’t in the fucking hunger games and your punk ass ain’t never been to Hogwarts. shit.